Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?

 Because she expected some change in the weather.
 

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister

What do you make twister cookies out of?

Tornadough

What's a tornado's favorite food?

Funnel Cake

What do you get when you cross a tornado and a hurricane?

I don't know but you better stay away from it!

What does lightning wear under it's clothes?

Thunderwear

Why don't mother Kangaroos like rainy days?

Their kids have to play inside.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming!

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how hard it rains?

The ocean.

What runs but never walks?

Water.

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Why do ducks watch the news?

To get the feather forecast

What goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella.

What do you call a sheep that has been hit by lightning?

Electric Blanket!

Knock Knock, who's there, lettuce, lettuce who?

Lettuce in it's raining out here!

What's the difference between a horse and the weather?

One is reined up and the other rains down.

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

Foul weather